Three things that aren’t

…. going to happen this weekend:

1) Dance with my brother in just our underwear

2) Write my name in the snow (I don’t feel like staying up late enough)

3) Work all day Saturday

and one thing that is:

Off to see the girl. 

Torchwood Touching

I’ve become a fan of the BBC show “Torchwood”. It’s a spinoff of Doctor Who, of which my brother is a lifelong fan, so it was pretty much a given that I’d watch it at some point. (A fair bit better, and so far more successful, than the other recent spinoff “Sarah Jane Adventures” - which is also coming to BBC America, I think.) One of the unusual things about the show is that everyone on it is bisexual. Yes, everyone. And they show it. Everyone’s had some sort of same-sex encounter (by the end of just the first season) although it’s been a one-off for most of them.

Put that straight boy down

… he is not a toy. Seriously.

Search engine feedback

 Again with answering what folks come here for… ’cause it’s easier than thinking of something substantial right now…

> 5 naked guys together video

Why 5?  Isn’t 4 enough?  would 6 be better?

> if a guy acts hyper around you

He’s either caffeinated, sugared up, or on something else.  Or, he likes you.

How to seduce a straight guy

This was going to be longer, but I set it aside as a draft a month ago and now I can’t remember what else I had in mind, if anything.  Anyone have any comments/tips/thoughts on this? - someone who’s done it successfully, or had it done to him?  Ladies, what circumstances would make you willing to “try stuff” with another woman?

This is another of those topics that seems to draw people here, although it’s not something that I can remember talking about much before. But hey, if people are interested I guess I can write about it.

I don’t want to know.

I don’t want to know why people are searching for some things. Other things, I’m happy to help with. Answers to questions implicit in recent search terms:

“Guys really need to pee” - yes, we do. Generally 3-5 times a day for me personally, dunno what the average is.  Urination seems to show up in a disturbing number of searches that lead here - I certainly never planned to make this “the pee blog”…

“is 2 guys sleeping together bi” - depends on what kind of “sleeping together” you mean. Sharing a bed? no big deal, there’s nothing sexual about that - even if you wake up spooning, which would be understandably awkward if you hadn’t been “sleeping together” the other way.  Which, if you enjoy it and make it more of a habit than just “trying it”, could mean a bit of bisexuality.

“BI BLOG NSFW” - Occasionally ‘nsfw’, but the main focus here is how guys get along, including but definitely not limited to sexuality.

“guys see each other naked” - Yes, sometimes frequently.  It’s no big deal; we’ve all got roughly the same parts.

“guys having sex by them selves” and “guys having sex together” showed up back to back (so to speak).  One is definitely more fun than the other, which is still pretty fun.

“is he gay or does it matter” - Good question.  Should it matter?  I guess it does if you want to date him.

“Men painting toenails” - this one keeps coming up and I really have no idea why.  It just shouldn’t happen, although I’m sure there are guys that do it.

“can a 2 guys have sex together” - Based on pictures I’ve seen, yes, definitely.

“PICS OF brothers having sex with each ot[her]” - Good luck with that, and feel free to drop me a line if you find anything good.  *coughs*

In other news…. I’m way too cold right now.  Which could be a reason for two buds to share a bed.  Hmmmm.

Porn is dull

I grew up pretty much “porn free” - it would’ve been so not-OK that I didn’t even try looking for any to bring home.  This was before the Internet made it all too easy for kids to find all kinds of stuff, so I was pretty much limited to hiding away the underwear ads from Sears.  Lovely ladies, but pretty tame stuff by modern standards.  Since then I’ve seen some “real porn”, and been mostly underwhelmed…

Astrosexual!

Confession time.

I got a stiffy reading about asteroids today on Wikipedia.

Now, my job is pretty geeky, and I like it.  But it doesn’t involve asteroids (unfortunately) and it’s pretty rare that I “react” to what it does involve.  So what happened?

There’s a certain combination of sleepiness and … something … that makes it very easy for me to “react”, even when there’s nothing in particular to react to.  It usually happens during afternoon seminars, about 4 pm.. I drink the tea… I eat the cookie… I look at the slides… and under the desk… well.

It’s really kinda awkward, or at least I feel awkward about it.  I don’t think it’s all that obvious, at least, but it could really give someone the wrong idea.  Including “little me”, but he’s already got the wrong idea, or the right idea but the wrong time.

Anyone else run into this sort of thing?  Just a nice sex-free bit of arousal?

This probably didn’t help anything

Yeah, so anyway. This afternoon probably didn’t help anything as far as figuring out how I feel about him or about myself, but… it was kinda fun.

Μmm, holidays.

Flew home today - meaning the house where I grew up. Posting this from my phone - yay tech! Except for T-Mobile, which still sucks.

The Gun Oil leaked all over my shaving kit. That stuff is almost too slippery… And yes, I mean the lube. 9 days? Of course I’m going to ‘kill a kitten’ or two.

Speaking of which. Do not try it at the urinals in a crowded mens room. We are not looking at you but we can see that arm motion and it’s kind of creeping us out. You better have washed your hands. With soap.

There were an amazing number of guys flying who looked a bit feminine. Particularly the teenager from NYC flyng with his mom who was wearing her sweatshirt. (Do coats for guys ever have fake-fur trim? Ever?)

Maybe it’s a big-city thing. But why are ‘metro’ guys from, well, metros?

(Why am I posting about clothes anyway?)