… instead of the adult level …
Take a moment, if you will, to read about this game from Japan. I’d seen it before but forgot and lost the link until the other day. (Thanks, Woot!)
The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. ….. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams…
Now, the picture shows a pair of (assumed) Japanese schoolgirls giggling over it, but are there really that many women who want to know what it’s like for the other half? (also known as “the real reason the bathroom floor is damp when you wake up second”) In other words, it seems more like a guys’ game, but it’s pretty easy enough for us to play… except for the whole bit about not necessarily wanting to show off our “wiimotes”.
I’m just barely childish enough that that actually sounds kinda fun. Although only for the multiplayer – I can’t imagine solo play on that one. Or rather the solo play is pretty easy after (1) a quick call to the humane society and (2) a trip to buy a mop.
One weakness – The directions don’t give any guidance on how much beer should be consumed before and during game play. Too much and you might as well just go play it for real.
Also, more games should feature “realistic pee fluid dynamics”. Whether it suits the game or not.
