Put that straight boy down

… he is not a toy. Seriously.

When I posted about “how to seduce a straight guy”, I really didn’t expect it’d attract that much attention. Well. It did. Apparently quite a lot of you are looking for advice on how to get a straight boy into your bed. Or hot tub. Or shower. Or tent. Or wherever. That is already my most popular post ever and it’s only been a few days.

Thing is, it may or may not work. As one reader put it, “they’re either interested (read “want to try it”) or not interested. the only one who can convince him otherwise would be him.” What happens if he is? I’ll take a break while you go beat off on that one…

Back? feeling better? thinking with the “upstairs head” again? Cool.

Now, what happens if he’s NOT interested? Another comment on that first post suggested he’d be entirely “within his rights” to kick your ass. I don’t understand getting quite that upset about it, myself, but some guys would.

Presumably there’s more to your attraction to this particular guy than “he’s straight” and “he’s hot”. Maybe you’ve been friends for a while now, or classmates, or teammates, or you work together. If you suddenly start putting the moves on him, and he’s not into it - it’s gonna get awkward. He might “close down” a bit - a little less casual about what he says, a little shy in the locker room. (Which means you’d be seeing less of the straight-boy booty that makes you drool.) So it’s not likely to be a good thing for your friendship, or for the chances of becoming better friends with him, if you start working your gay wiles on him.

There’s some guys - not that I’d know anything about this, wink wink - who are basically straight but might give it a try with a good buddy.  “The trick is to find the guys who secretly wonder and never act on it.”  Does he know you’re gay/bi?  If he does, and you’re good buds, eventually he might put the moves on you.

That’s if you’re still buds like that, and haven’t freaked him out by trying to get into his pants before he’s ready to take ‘em off…

And if it turns out he doesn’t “secretly wonder”, and all you ever are is his best bud who happens to be gay… well… you weren’t ONLY into him for his bod, right?